On chewing Dubble Bubble Gum

It shouldn't hurt your jaw this much

On Groveshark

Going down for a bit.

On Eating an Entire Chicken in 1 Bite

What the hell is wrong with you?! I couldnt get all that meat in my mouth even if i push it in all the way down my throat.

On Lollipops

...ewww its all dirty, i don't wanna lick that...

On Eating Chocolate

Oh, you really gotta put the whole thing in your mouth, or else all the stuff comes out all over ya.

KUMON

SUCCESS!

On the Axe in the Tree

If it gets stuck, don't worry. Just wiggle it a little, and it will come out.

On Playing Guitar

My fingers are too small, my hands cramp up! It's just too hard!

On Hotel Key Cards

...stick it in slowly then pull it out really fast.

On Eating Sea Urchins

...it expands in your mouth...

On Finding Something Small

well I think it's in there, but I'm not sure, it's really small...

On NERDS

I like to just put a whole load in my mouth and suck on it...

On Desserts

The white one doesn't taste any different then the black one...

On Oversized Shoes

....dang this is huge! i can easily fit 3 fingers in here.

On Magic Tricks

Wait could you do that once more, real slow so I can watch...

On a Biology Experiment

Put it all the way in, but be sure not to release until you've pulled out...

On Playing Wind Instruments for Too Long

I can't! It's so hard and my mouth is starting to hurt...

On Parking Spaces

Damnit, you couldn't have pulled out 5 seconds ago?

On Star Trek

Its very large and has a big thick protruding object. And even after 30 years it still produces the same orgasmic moment.

On Large Organs

Wow! That thing is huge, there is no way that would ever fit inside my body...