On Water Fights

...i'm gonna get you so wet...

On Salon Nails

...wow...i didn't know they could get so long...

On Bushes

...this bush is getting out of hand...it really needs to be trimmed///yeah, i'l leave a note for the gardner.

On Putt-Putt Golf

...OH come on!! plz plz let me get it in!!!

On Kayaking

...you have to use the right stroke... that's right...

On Insight

...someone has to give it to you...

On Axe Body Spray

...yea smell it again cause u wont see me for a few days

On Can Openers

...one more? You already got two in there!

On m&m's

...melts in your mouth...not in your hand...

On Junk Email

...it's in my junk...

On Life Size Sponge Bob

...i don't want a real life size one...it'd be too big to fit anywhere...

On Kissing::: Ryan Seacrest 102.7

...how wet is too wet?...

On Sleep

...I hate it bc it always comes to an end too early...

On Photographers

...wow...you're growing on me....

On Cashiers

-- woah! --

...sorry, i put it in wrong....that's more like it. sorry about that.

On El Dentist

...that's the guy that did my mouth

On Fruit

...omg i wash mine daily, doesn't help when they're big.

On Smurfs

...wow, I love your little man

On Sticks...Kinda

...just pick it up and stick it in whatever you're sticking it in...

On Clocking Out

...ok man. I'll hit you back when I'm getting off...

On Strepy Strep Throat

...i fuk*n know. i am so pissed right now. i can feel it in my nasal passage and in my throat...

On Shooting Hoops

...You know it came out and went right back in! Even though you're tired you still took your chance!

On Oysters

...if i was gonna swallow something that disgusting there better be somethin in it for me...

On Rolling a Cigarette

...okay, this might be to tight and if that's the case you'll have to start over....