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On Honey Suckle Bushes


...this bush smells so good, I just want to keep my face in it all day...

On Beyonce's Song: Ego


...it's too big, it's too wide, it's too strong, it won't fit, It's too much, it's too tough...

On Written Exams


...can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt?

On Ocean Waves


...wow, I didn't know what to expect and then it just came on my face...

On Puppies


...it's sooo cute when you nibble it softly like that...

On Dick's Sporting Goods


...Oh my gosh, I love Dick's...

On Singing Happy Birthday


...now let's do this loud and hard and fast, like it was meant to be
done...

Overheard @ Work


...I ate it and tasted it... no I didn't swallow it, it was Toms..

On the Roller Coaster Ride


...do you want the front or back?

On Plush Giraffe @ Toy Store

...Please do not ride me...

On Weird Shapes


...i just have to figure out how to get it all in--some of it's really weird...

On New Assignments


...how did it go?///
...well it was a little confusing, let me get my bearings together i'm not quite ready to talk about it...

On Guitar Hero


...ok, do you want to suck first or should I...

On Golf Balls


...ya i whacked those balls so hard...

On Putting Ice into the Ice Chest


...Now I'm all wet.
/// " You're getting her all wet just put it in.

On Getting Super Soaked In the Eye


...Come on! If it had gone in my mouth I wouldn't have cared, but you had to shoot it up the wrong hole!...

On Swiping the Credit Card


...no, no, you have to do it harder and faster...

On Tuba Practice


...my mouth is so sore from yesterday

On Fed Ex


...i love packages!

On Difficult Tasks


...there's three ways to approach this...

On Sushi


...heaven in your mouth...

On Pancakes


...eat it up! put some syrup on it!

On Relationships


...i've been very flexible with you...

On Playing Music


...that was cool--keep it up!

On Deserts


...wowser, now this is dry...

On Massages


...if you give me a massage right now ill come...

On FML


ugh, fml. this has got to be one the hardest things i've ever done. eva

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