On Snowboarding

...my ass is really sore, but I like it a lot...

On Fan Dust

...sorry about all that junk blowing in your eye, i don't use it that often...

On Plugging in Computer Cords

...it's better for you if you do it from behind...

On Yoga Postions

...Oh, it looks super-awkward for people watching, but it feels GREAT when you're doing it...

On Sketching

...if my whole hand covers it, then it's too small...

On Weapontry Class

...Face your partner and simultaneously raise your sticks. Then as your partner jabs at you with his stick, move inside so as to avoid the full impact. Then use your left hand to grab their stick, while simultaneously shoving your stick into your partner's face...

On Playing V-ball

...I always seem to be taking it in the face...

On Making Mixed Drinks

...AHHH! This one's a squirter! Somehow it sprayed into my ear too!! Grr now im gonna have smelly white crap all over my shirt all day. It's bad enough i'm already drenched in sweat...