On NERDS

I like to just put a whole load in my mouth and suck on it...

On Desserts

The white one doesn't taste any different then the black one...

On Oversized Shoes

....dang this is huge! i can easily fit 3 fingers in here.

On Magic Tricks

Wait could you do that once more, real slow so I can watch...

On a Biology Experiment

Put it all the way in, but be sure not to release until you've pulled out...