TWSSit WILL HAVE NEW POSTS 8/17

Dear TWSSit-ers,

TWSSit will be out of town this weekend finding new minds in the gutter. New posts will be added Monday 8/17. Please take notes on your TWSSits and post yours below.

I love you.

On Laundry Day

...I'm just proud I got it in b4 I got yelled at.

Overheard: The Closet

...guess what I just found in the closet and it wasn't me...

Overheard: The Victorian Period

...is it just me or does she just scrunch up her face and make a voice like a victorian lady having a suprised period.

Overheard: Showerheads

...i've been having to buy new showerheads for my wife and daughter every few months...i don't get it.

On Business

...it's been a business doing pleasure with you.

On The Boyfriend Named Richard

...I want my beer and my big Dick.

On Besties

...I can really see myself in you.

On Watch Engravings

...you'd have to take it off to really see it.

Overheard: Unicorn Haters

...it'd be awesome to have a picture of someone shooting a unicorn right now...

On Bubble Gum

...no matter how hard or how slow i blow they always pop.

On Working Out

...there will be no walking for 3 days along with a sore ass.

On Parking

...Pull out, Pull out, it's too tight!!!!!

On Gratitude

...I can't stop smiling. I also can't express my gratitude to all of you who came last night...and those that might come soon.

Overheard: Sweater Vests

...i forgot u cant get off unless the guy is wearing a full s.v.

On "Fine-- I'll sit in the back"

lucky my fanny isn't as big as yours

---yeah, that's why i took the liberty of going in the front.

A Beardy Discussion

...you should see how long it is now.

On The Back Door

...I don't want him to get in the back door because then i'm in trouble...

On Size Matters

...I can't fit it all in at once b/c it's too big.

On Oatmeal

...put it in for just a minute.

Overheard: Google

...so I thought of something to create, but wait--google already thought of it.

On Gardening The Cacti

...it used to always stand straight up.

On BK

...we make it big because you want it that way.

Golf Is Not Easy

...that's the perfect stroke, keep the knees bent and follow through.

On the Handy Man

...that feels really good babe...can you keep doing that.

Tea Time

...it feels nice when it warms your throat.

On Nuts: The Pistashio Kind

...okay, I've given in...let's get on these nuts.

Poppers in Your Mouth

...whenever I get one in my mouth I can't take it.

On Formating

"preferred width: XXX; preferred length: XXX"

It's Hammer Time!

...we went from riches to rags faster than MC Hammer on a Saturday night

On Stairs

...watch out, it's a big one.

On Confetti Decorations

...I dont think thats a good idea, its just going to blow all over the place...

On Whistling

How are you going to do it?

...with my mouth

Well I don't think that's going to be very efficient considering you can't sustain it for that long