...it expands in your mouth...
On a Biology Experiment
Put it all the way in, but be sure not to release until you've pulled out...
On Star Trek
Its very large and has a big thick protruding object. And even after 30 years it still produces the same orgasmic moment.
On Packing Cargo
...you wanna get it right the first time, you don't wanna have to keep putting your cargo in and out and in and out cause something might break...
On Yoga Postions
...Oh, it looks super-awkward for people watching, but it feels GREAT when you're doing it...
On Weapontry Class
...Face your partner and simultaneously raise your sticks. Then as your partner jabs at you with his stick, move inside so as to avoid the full impact. Then use your left hand to grab their stick, while simultaneously shoving your stick into your partner's face...
On Making Mixed Drinks
...AHHH! This one's a squirter! Somehow it sprayed into my ear too!! Grr now im gonna have smelly white crap all over my shirt all day. It's bad enough i'm already drenched in sweat...
On Complicated Math Equations
...don't worry it's hard at first, but the more you do it the more you get used to it...
On Making Jewelery
...the rod's gotta fit in the hole real nice and tight. If it slides right in, the hole's too big...
On Sandwhich Making TO-GO
...I know who you are. I know what you like. I know how you like it. Be here in 15-20 minutes...
On Soccer Practice
...some people do it different ways , some use there hands and go rough and some just don't care and go easy...
On Beyonce's Song: Ego
...it's too big, it's too wide, it's too strong, it won't fit, It's too much, it's too tough...
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